UniCon III

Rusty Sponk Productions Presents

Tiny Teddies Go To War

- Part 2: The Preservative Wars

By Nicole Eckersley and Tom Wark.

«Slimsoft type #56 subcortical telecommunications "black box" recording. Retrieved from the smoking crumbs identified as CyberBear MechIntelligence Scout Soy Lecithin, the only uncorrupted recording from Unit #A92/X after the failed raid on Honey intelligence labs.»
«online» "Testing, testing... C'mon guys, get a move on... Can you hear me, Home Base..."
«fast forward» "Captain, we are within in sight of the target. Optic infra-red scanners indicate three life-forms, bio-readout indicates Honey Teddy Marines. Shall we take evasive action or neutralize?"
"Cleared to neutralize, Scout Lecithin."
"Targets locked by Scouts Wholemeal, Frosting and Emulsifier."
«gunfire» "Threat neutralized. Unit moving out now, sir..."
"Proceed thirty meters north to the Honey Intelligence underground compound then proceed as planned."
"Complying... Sweet Arnotts fucking Biscuits what the hell is tha...
«static»

A single-session strategic tabletop for people who like to play with their food.

Entry is by donation to cover the cost of your army (estimated about $5) We recommend registering your entry by the end of Friday (so we can buy your troops!)


21 April 2004 Maintained Badly by: Monash University Roleplayers
What lies below here is all evil lies and half truths.